“Ladies and gentlemen… from Los Angeles, California… The Doors!”

evolutional:

i wanna lose my virginity by having morning sex ugh

i’m on tweet limit so hai tumblr hai

i think the thing i most regret is just getting a bit lost in the world for a time.

someone on a tv show farted and i swear i can smell the fart

and no, its not me. i know my farts.

i know no one asked me this but i feel like telling you guys that one of my favourite words to pronounce in the english language is ‘picturesque’